Nigerian comedian Bovi has recounted a funny moment when he met billionaire entrepreneur Tony Elumelu in the club and offered to buy him a drink.
The comedian shared this story on his instagram page where he told his fans how he wanted to impress the billionaire so much that he asked Tony Elumelu to order any drink of his choice and he would take care of the bill
Soon after he made that statement, he realized how much of a bad idea it was and started “sweating” and “crying” for his debit card.
Luckily for him, Tony asked for a normal beer and Bovi decided to order the whole crate for the billionaire instead.
Narrating his story, Bovi said:
“Ran into @tonyoelumelu in the club last week. Instead of me to just respect myself and greet and pass, I asked “oga what will you like to drink?
“It’s on me. Anything”. I was expecting a swift “no thank you”. The next thing Oga put his fingers on his chin thinking.
“He looked to the adjacent table where some ladies had a bucket of champagne. My spirit ran and left me. Hey God, who send me?
“This man is about to order the rarest and most vintage bottle; some French name I can’t even pronounce. Something I’ve never heard of.
“My debit card in my pocket started to run temperature. My bladder was full. My mouth was dry. My blood pressure was up.
“Instead of me to ask for family sponsorship, I went to ask a billionaire what he wants to drink and he was contemplating it.
“All this was like three seconds but it seemed like forever. With a smile oga turned to me and said “I will have a $&@;?).” Phew! Normal alcoholic beverage.
“Mtshewww! Normal beer parlor drink and I almost died for nothing. With a loud voice I shouted “bartender! Bring one crate of @($:&: for my chairman!”
“Of course he was going to have only one bottle. But I had to act like I wanted to spend like Fire.”
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